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A true entrepreneur: Chinese man to grow Green Tea with Panda Crap, justifies charging outrageous prices for it

A teacher at southwest China’s Sichuan University learned that Panda’s use only 30% of what they eat, so that means 70% of what they crap is still full of wholesome nutrition.

An Yanshi, the university teacher, is so convinced that he could get people to pay insane prices for Green Tea grown in Panda crap that he even got a patent for his idea!

An Yanshi thinks he can get people to pay as mush as $34,422 for half a kilogram (one pound) for the Panda Manu Tea!!!  I wounder if this guy is smoking the tea instead of drinking it?

An official with the China Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda, pointed out that the university teacher needs to do a study to see if Panda crap will actually make a difference in how Green Tea grows, before he starts charging people sky high prices.