11APR2018 /21:44 UTC-07 Tango 06  (23 Farvardin 1397/26 Rajab 1439/27 Bing-Chen 4716)

In 2016 the U.S. Air Force and the Central State University in Ohio revealed project Global Neighbor (ostensibly to fight climate change by fighting unwanted plants) and unveiled a directed energy/distributed array weapon for use against your lawn.

Global Neighbor is taxpayer funded through SBIR/STTR (Small Business Innovation Research/Small Business Technology Transfer). 

Official video explainer:

In 2017, an ‘inventor’ in Ohio unveiled his silly-vilian version which is incorporated into your standard walk-behind lawn mower. 

 

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