27 February 2016 (07:36 UTC-07 Tango 01) 08 Esfand 1394/18 Jumada al-Ula 1437/20 Geng Yin 4714

In an exclusive report a German newspaper revealed the regime of Angele Merkel, the female Führer who once begged millions of illegal migrants to come to Germany, has “lost” 130-thousand of those migrants! (Mehr als 130 000 Asylsuchende sind verschwunden)

In 2015 at least 1.1-million migrants poured into Deutschland at the invitation of Merkel.  Once crossing the border the migrants were directed to processing ‘camps’ across Germany.  It’s now been revealed that about 130-thousand of those migrants never showed up at the camps.

Administrators speculate that the migrants either returned home, left for other countries or “went underground”.

In another admission of failure, migration officials stated that they have yet to confirm the identities of almost half-a-million migrants!

Oh Ja! Angela Merkel liebt ihr Glyphosate Bier!  500 years of German Beer Purity flushed by Monsanto! 

Germany posts record government surplus, again? Credit illegal immigrants!