Irish execute Queen Elizabeth II by beheading, in effigy

“Firstly we oppose it because it is a waste of money. The second reason we oppose this is because of British imperialism, but most importantly we oppose this because she is the commander-in-chief of the British military who continue to occupy the six counties [Northern Ireland].”-Brian Leeson, Eirigi chairman

Members of the Republic of Ireland’s Eirigi political party, held a trial for Queen Elizabeth. She was charged with 12 crimes, including the Great Irish Famine and the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  After they found her guilty they cut her head off.  Of course it was just an effigy of the queen.